1 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:43,405 You have to stop pestering me every morning at dawn! 2 00:01:43,542 --> 00:01:45,995 Forewarned is forekilled! 3 00:01:47,417 --> 00:01:49,455 It's cold! 4 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,873 So cold! 5 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,372 It's too cold! 6 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:06,493 Armaduk! Armaduk... 7 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:17,322 < Artemio! - Yes mom? 8 00:02:17,583 --> 00:02:21,032 < Your latte is ready! - I'll get dressed and come down! 9 00:02:23,292 --> 00:02:25,282 So cold... 10 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:31,830 Hello penguin! 11 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:40,953 You gotta move out of this room, I've decided to put a stove. 12 00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:59,161 - Mom! - Yes, honey? 13 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:02,582 What the hell, this house is too cold! 14 00:03:02,708 --> 00:03:06,122 Of course. The house is big, we can't heat it all up. 15 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:09,415 Let's take a smaller one. Something more modern. 16 00:03:09,542 --> 00:03:15,704 What if you get married and have kids? You'll need the big house. 17 00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:20,243 Who am I supposed to marry? You're the youngest girl in town! 18 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:26,743 There's Maria Rosa, the vintner's daughter. 19 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:29,447 Maria Rosa is ugly, she disgusts me, she has pimples. 20 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:33,707 - Picky, aren't we? - Come on, fill her up! 21 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:36,331 Maria Rosa is beautiful. 22 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,823 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 23 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:42,661 - I like her. - Then you go marry her! 24 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:56,702 Are you eating? Without saying grace? 25 00:03:58,958 --> 00:04:01,447 Our Father who art in heaven, I hope you are well 26 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:03,041 because my life here is hell. 27 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:06,616 Give us today our daily and possibly fresh bread. 28 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:10,792 I have no debt, there are no temptations where I live, so it is. 29 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,074 So it is. 30 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:22,532 Peep, peep, peep, peep ... 31 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,248 Artemio, have a nice day at work! 32 00:04:26,917 --> 00:04:29,489 Thank you very much, very kind of you. 33 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:33,956 Cheer up! A good day starts in the morning! 34 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:36,750 Yeah, and I'm loading manure. 35 00:04:38,792 --> 00:04:41,115 Then I'll transport the manure... 36 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:44,955 then I'll spread the manure. 37 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:48,073 All in all, it's a real shitty day! 38 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:50,531 - Bye! - Bye! 39 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:54,084 If somebody comes looking for me, I'm not there for anyone! 40 00:05:17,958 --> 00:05:22,450 - Have a nice day at work, Artemio! - You too, Elpidio! 41 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:27,247 So foggy! 42 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:33,500 It can't go on like this! It's the same story every morning! 43 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,576 They need to put a double lane. 44 00:05:47,542 --> 00:05:50,576 Holy hell, the soil is dry, it's arid. 45 00:05:50,708 --> 00:05:53,956 It hasn't rained for two months, it looks like a desert. 46 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:58,207 There're never a drop of rain in this cursed village! 47 00:05:59,042 --> 00:06:01,495 Hey you, up there! Make up your mind! 48 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:04,375 Either send down some camels or some water! 49 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,789 Thanks! 50 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:14,575 Thanks! Finally! 51 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:18,490 Thanks, that's okay! That's fine! 52 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:21,114 A little less! A little less! 53 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:26,623 Enough now! No more water! 54 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,743 That's enough! 55 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:44,621 Will you stop it, you bloody crows? Stop! 56 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:50,656 Stop for real, don't bullshit me! 57 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:56,701 All right, eat it all. 58 00:07:09,792 --> 00:07:12,364 90,118... 59 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:16,577 Twelve o'clock. I did a good job this morning. 60 00:07:16,708 --> 00:07:20,039 One final hit and then we go to eat! 61 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:23,622 My wine! 62 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:28,205 Holy hell! 63 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:32,788 Oh well. I won't drink today. 64 00:07:35,292 --> 00:07:39,701 Yuck! I won't eat either! 65 00:07:41,167 --> 00:07:43,833 Let's sleep on it. 66 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:48,458 Silence! 67 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:28,497 My tongue tastes bitter... 68 00:08:44,708 --> 00:08:47,707 Artemio, how handsome you are! 69 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:51,661 How young you are! You have the beauty of the donkey! 70 00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:55,407 - Every time I see you, I fall in love. - Yuck! 71 00:08:55,542 --> 00:08:59,240 - I'm not beautiful, but I'm rich. - You're disgustingly rich! 72 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:08,681 THREE-HOUSE VILLAGE - part of TEN-HOUSE VILLAGE MUNICIPALITY 73 00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:20,750 - Good afternoon, Artemio! - Hello. 74 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:26,369 - Are you coming to see the show? - No, I'm going home. 75 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,871 - Come on! - I have already seen it! 76 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,330 Let's all go! 77 00:09:32,958 --> 00:09:34,997 OK let's go. 78 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,866 Last time I was late and only saw half of it. 79 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,366 (Artemio) You need to follow the schedule. 80 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:52,872 Here comes! 81 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:57,204 < It's so beautiful! < It's awesome! 82 00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:01,578 Last time there were fewer wagons, this time it's really nice! 83 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:11,416 - Last time there were more wagons. - The train is always the train! 84 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:22,322 They should schedule it more often. 85 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:25,211 No, you'd get used to it and it wouldn't be fun anymore. 86 00:10:25,296 --> 00:10:27,583 - The train is always nice. - Yes, the train is nice. 87 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:31,367 Today is the 15th of the month, I have to cut your nails. 88 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:34,954 - We cut them a month ago! - That was your left foot. 89 00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:39,119 It's been two months since we last trimmed your right foot! 90 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:43,958 - Why do you buy big shoes? - Because I am a farmer: 91 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:47,828 "Big shoes, fine brains." They have the same effect of phosphorus. 92 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:50,744 Then you're a genius, honey. 93 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:58,164 Be careful! 94 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,372 Forget it, it's a dangerous job. 95 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:20,949 I'll have it done in the workshop, I'll feel safer. 96 00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:28,165 Do me a favor, turn on the TV. I want to see the news. 97 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:42,119 - A IUMBO fell in Indochina. - Where's Indochina? 98 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:48,663 You have to go to Lugano and then always straight. 99 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,830 I didn't know. 100 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:55,661 274 victims. The black box is also dead. 101 00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:59,490 Speaking of misfortunes, you know what happened? 102 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:00,449 < No. 103 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:03,576 Mr. Giuseppe's dog got into our courtyard. 104 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:06,825 He chased our cat, caught it, 105 00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:09,163 He bit him and killed him. 106 00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:12,999 - What's for dinner? - Rabbit. 107 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:17,907 Whenever a cat dies, you make rabbit! Just make me two eggs! 108 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,656 - Who can it be? - A surprise. 109 00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:25,115 < Open the door! 110 00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:29,332 - Who could beat this time of night? - Just open up! 111 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,289 It's Maria Rosa. 112 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:38,998 I made this myself, happy birthday. 113 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,242 - What's the occasion? - It's your birthday! 114 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:44,615 Holy hell, I forgot! 115 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:49,539 You were born on April 22, you are a Taurus. She is Virgo. 116 00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:52,239 - In every way. < (Artemio) I believe you. 117 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:57,032 If you stay like this they'll make you a saint. It won't be difficult for you. 118 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,655 Stay and eat with us. 119 00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:03,205 No, she has to go home. Aren't you busy? 120 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,874 - No! - See? 121 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,366 She has to go home and put on some acne cream. 122 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:13,703 Use lots of it! Or try vitriol. Bye. 123 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,205 Wait up! 124 00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:23,036 - It must be good. - Artemio, you are a villain! 125 00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:27,165 How old am I? 36, 37? I lost count. 126 00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:29,081 40! 127 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:32,041 - Are you kidding? - You think I don't know? 128 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:37,915 You were born the year dad planted the chestnut tree on the property line. 129 00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:42,498 You are the same age as that chestnut: 40 years exactly. 130 00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:46,370 40 years? I'm old then. Drop the cake! 131 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,534 You are not old, you are still a boy! 132 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:55,119 40 years! And I stayed where you planted me. Just like the chestnut tree! 133 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:59,907 Let's have cake to celebrate 40 years spent among the Zulu 134 00:14:00,042 --> 00:14:03,242 eating away at my youth! Go fuck yourselves! 135 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,992 Honey, you look crazy! 136 00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:11,368 I'm fucking sick of this! I absolutely have to do something! 137 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,332 I don't want to end up like the chestnut tree! 138 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,947 40 years for a man is the last resort! 139 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:22,073 Lord, he wants to go to a resort! But he can't swim! 140 00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:27,035 Why do you want to leave? The city is full of temptations! 141 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:31,576 - It's an ugly beast! - That's the world, that's life! 142 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,286 People communicate there, they have fun. 143 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:39,577 I've never moved from the country! I haven't even been in the military! 144 00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:43,655 - I'm a widow, you're my support. - What a support...! 145 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:47,655 There's movement in the city... there are lights, skyscrapers, music! 146 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:53,374 People meet, they make a lot of money. 147 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:57,073 There are careers, "self made man". 148 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,999 - What does it mean? - It means I'll do myself! 149 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:04,741 You'll get bags under your eyes! You must get married! 150 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:09,331 It means I want to fulfill myself, reach any goal! 151 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:13,452 Would it disgust you to have the President of the Republic for a son? 152 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:18,538 - I like you as you are. - A farmer for life!? 153 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:27,741 - What's that? - The savings of 20 years of work. 154 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:31,199 2 million and 344 thousand lire. 155 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,618 Don't waste them and hide them well. 156 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:38,867 - You don't want them? - I do! 157 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,323 In the city, people don't live on smog alone. 158 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,664 < Artemio! - Yes? 159 00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:51,780 - You forgot your alarm clock. - Thanks, eat it yourself. 160 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:57,074 - Bye. - What if I want to write to you? 161 00:15:57,208 --> 00:16:01,783 - You can't write. - Right. What if I want to call you? 162 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:05,864 I'll find a hotel, a pension, I'll let you know. 163 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:10,913 Go to your cousin, the one who emigrated to Milan many years ago. 164 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:13,909 He's settled down, he'll give you a hand. 165 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,956 - What cousin? - Severino Cicerchia. 166 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,323 - The farter? - Yup. 167 00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:23,409 I hope I won't need him. Bye. 168 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,580 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 169 00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:29,999 Lord... 170 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:41,074 - (man) Go home! - (woman) Move away! 171 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,869 (man) Where are you going with that thing? 172 00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:46,530 (man) You can't go around like that! 173 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,665 I get it! One moment! 174 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:54,578 Wait! Be calm! What's the hurry? 175 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,534 - Take him away! - That's enough! 176 00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,410 (man) You can't! Go! 177 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:06,203 (man) Where are the cops? 178 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:17,579 Hey! Stop! Pull over! 179 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:20,576 Pull over! I told you to stop! 180 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,289 Stop there! 181 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,372 - Get out. - I'm coming. 182 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,204 - Good morning. - Where are you go with this vehicle? 183 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:40,166 - Why, what is it? - Where is this light? 184 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,791 It's gone. 185 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,165 - Not even this. The tires are smooth. - I know. 186 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,120 - Do you have the triangle? - I have nothing. 187 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,656 - The spare tire? - I don't have it. 188 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,872 - Not even that one? - No, I have nothing. 189 00:17:53,958 --> 00:17:55,534 - Road tax? - No. 190 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,699 - Driver's license? - Never had one. 191 00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:00,073 - Never had a driver's license? - Never. 192 00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:02,324 This vehicle cannot circulate. It's under seizure. 193 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:04,491 - How do I get around? - On foot. 194 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,621 - Can I take the suitcase? - Yes. 195 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:11,247 - Is the gun loaded? - Go away, or... 196 00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:14,953 Or I'll shoot for real! 197 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:20,825 These peasants are crazy! 198 00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:04,530 Help! Help! 199 00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:10,250 Help,stop! You locked yourselves out! 200 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,990 Let us through! 201 00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:22,241 Go away! 202 00:21:45,292 --> 00:21:50,032 I can't cross, could you take me to the other side? 203 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,829 - How much it is? - 10 thousand. 204 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,949 10 thousand to cross a street? 205 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:18,872 There's the call fee, fare supplement and luggage transport. 206 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,039 I get it. 207 00:22:22,167 --> 00:22:24,371 I'd like to see the Duomo, how do I get there? 208 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:28,447 - Cross the street again and... - I'm no longer interested. 209 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:16,660 - Hello! - Severino Cicerchia, aka the farter? 210 00:23:16,792 --> 00:23:20,536 You have reached Severino Cicerchia's answering machine. 211 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,203 - Hello? - I am momentarily out of prison, 212 00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:28,323 speak after the AUCUSTIC signal. Ready! 213 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:34,158 Severino, it's me, I've arrived in the city, are you happy? 214 00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:37,079 Hello? Who are you? 215 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:41,155 I'm your cousin Artemio, the one from Three-House Village. 216 00:23:41,292 --> 00:23:45,239 I remember! You're that blond dick-face! 217 00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:49,831 - But I'm not blond. - Then I distinctly remember your face. 218 00:23:49,958 --> 00:23:53,407 Could I please sleep at your place for one night? 219 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,250 - Okay, blondie. - Thanks. 220 00:23:56,375 --> 00:24:01,578 - I'm in Piazza Sant'Eustorgio. It is far? < No. 221 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:05,199 Can you pick me up? I'm not familiar with the city. 222 00:24:05,292 --> 00:24:07,366 Thanks, you're very kind. 223 00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:13,286 I'll wait in front of the church, there's a small square with a garden. 224 00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:15,455 - I don't remember you! - Me neither. 225 00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:18,374 You were a kid when you left. 226 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:22,322 You can't go wrong, if you see someone with a suitcase, that's me. 227 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,617 - With a suitcase. - Yes, bye. 228 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:37,035 They stole my suitcase! 229 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:11,033 Oh! 230 00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:40,033 - Hello. - Hello! 231 00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:42,697 - Were you waiting for me? - Yes. 232 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:47,705 - You look so different! - You're a little different too. 233 00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:50,826 - Over the years... - Are you coming to my house? 234 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:54,496 - That's why I'm here. - Won't you even give me a kiss? 235 00:25:55,625 --> 00:25:59,536 - But... Severino! - My name's not Severino! 236 00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:02,073 - What's your name? - Margherita! 237 00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:05,622 - It's a misunderstanding. - No, YOU are a misunderstanding! 238 00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:09,495 - I'm waiting for Severino. - You don't know what you're missing! 239 00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:12,414 You villain. 240 00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:16,492 Go to hell! 241 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:26,125 - Severino! - Artemio! 242 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:30,907 - Hello, Severino. - How did you recognize me? 243 00:26:31,167 --> 00:26:34,283 - From your voice. - May I tell you something? 244 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,698 - Tell me. - You've got a dickface! 245 00:26:36,792 --> 00:26:39,577 - Maybe, but I'm not blond. - Come on, hop on. 246 00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:45,625 - If you feel air, roll up the window. - Don't worry. 247 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:49,329 I let it down so the air inside can escape. 248 00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:51,574 (Severino) Air of my home... 249 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,072 This is my house, come in. 250 00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:59,497 You like? 251 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:04,580 So much stuff! It feels like we're at the market. I really like it. 252 00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:10,575 You've settled down really well. The furniture is very nice. 253 00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:14,288 It's my job. I pick it up and the customer buys. 254 00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:18,328 Are you in trade? It's a big investment. 255 00:27:18,458 --> 00:27:24,242 Virtually nil. I run a "removal and sales" business. 256 00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:27,741 Where do you think is my capital? 257 00:27:27,875 --> 00:27:32,580 My capital is here! Inside my "melon box"! It's boxed in! 258 00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:35,285 How much would you like to spend? Tell me! 259 00:27:35,417 --> 00:27:38,035 See what's here! All kinds of goodies! 260 00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:41,995 Makeup powder, pants, tape recorders, 261 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:45,828 black and white or color televisions: 12-inch, 15-inch. Telephones. 262 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:49,040 - Do you have a car stereo? - I don't even have a car. 263 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:51,116 Get the stereo first, then worry about the car! 264 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:55,197 I have a truly unique opportunity for you: Korean car stereo. 265 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:58,083 Stereo cassette player! 266 00:27:58,208 --> 00:28:02,072 Put your finger in it and play the tape! Look here! 267 00:28:02,167 --> 00:28:07,286 Fm, Fb, Fd, five stereo ICs, stereo tape... 268 00:28:07,417 --> 00:28:11,541 Off, on, off, on. Five diodes and one transistor! 269 00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:14,624 I can give this to you for 100 thousand lire! 270 00:28:14,708 --> 00:28:18,204 100 thousand and one, 100 thousand and two... deal! 271 00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:20,040 You won't give me 100 thousand lire? 272 00:28:20,167 --> 00:28:23,415 Give me 10 thousand lire! Ten thousand lire and one, two... 273 00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:27,204 I'll throw in these velvet pants! Ten thousand lire! 274 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:30,166 Give me 10 thousand lire! Not even 10 thousand lire? 275 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:32,910 OK, I'll gift it to you! I'll gift it to you and one... 276 00:28:33,042 --> 00:28:35,792 I'm not gifting it to you. Dickface! 277 00:28:35,917 --> 00:28:38,489 I'll give it to you when I say so! 278 00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:42,536 - Would you like to eat something? - I haven't eaten since this morning. 279 00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:46,116 I have no food. Would you like a glass of milk? 280 00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:50,541 - You never turn down a glass of milk. - I have no glasses nor milk! 281 00:28:50,667 --> 00:28:53,831 Did you come to eat and drink for free? What do you want? 282 00:28:53,958 --> 00:28:59,410 - I came looking for work. - Would you like to work with me? 283 00:28:59,542 --> 00:29:03,074 You would be a true friend, Farter. 284 00:29:03,167 --> 00:29:05,952 We could do FEEFY-FEEFY. 285 00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:08,709 FEEF for me and FEEF for you, do you understand? 286 00:29:08,794 --> 00:29:11,161 You like FEEFY-FEEFY? 287 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:15,541 - What's that? - I FEEF 50% and you get 50%! 288 00:29:15,625 --> 00:29:19,323 But it's a very demanding job, you always have to go straight, 289 00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:22,167 without ever looking back. 290 00:29:22,292 --> 00:29:24,864 - Do you have a clear record? - I'm clean and own nothing. 291 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,414 - Good! Can you drive a Vespa? - Of course! 292 00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:31,205 All right! Hired! 293 00:29:31,292 --> 00:29:33,864 - When do we start? - Let's start... 294 00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:37,206 Let's start right away, come. 295 00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:42,202 - It is far? - Don't worry, fool! 296 00:29:42,292 --> 00:29:46,867 The important thing is that you go straight when the road is straight. 297 00:29:49,042 --> 00:29:51,164 - Drive well, huh? - Yup. 298 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:54,658 - Do you like the metropolis? - Yup. 299 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,623 Really? 300 00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:58,664 - It's like being in town. - Yup. 301 00:29:58,792 --> 00:30:03,497 Turn right, slowly. Yes, good, right. 302 00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:05,580 Slow down. 303 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,747 - Slow down, slow down. - I stop? 304 00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:11,454 - Go near the sidewalk. - Like this? 305 00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:14,914 Go slow, like this. Pull over a little more. 306 00:30:15,042 --> 00:30:17,874 Go slow... go! Go! 307 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:22,331 Bravo! Now go! Fast, fast! 308 00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:25,789 Turn right! Faster than light! 309 00:30:25,917 --> 00:30:29,994 Why do you keep telling me go here, go there, right or left? 310 00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:33,704 - I know what to do! - You do what I say. 311 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:36,583 We are not in the country here! 312 00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:07,032 - Slow! Go right! - Should I stop? 313 00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:09,448 No, get next to the sidewalk. 314 00:31:10,375 --> 00:31:12,579 - Speed up! - Hey! 315 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:15,618 - You bastards! - I get it! You touched her ass! 316 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,576 Faster than light! 317 00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:24,042 - You touched her ass! - Go! Accelerate! 318 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:27,490 Criminals! 319 00:31:27,583 --> 00:31:31,246 - Bravo, you drive well. Slow down. - Now fast? 320 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:34,533 No, slow down! Stop! 321 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:37,497 I get it... 322 00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:42,410 - Are we bricklayers? - No, the job is done. 323 00:31:42,542 --> 00:31:46,240 This is yours... and this is mine. 324 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,408 I get it. 325 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:52,913 Thief! Thief! 326 00:31:53,042 --> 00:31:56,206 - Shut up, they'll arrest us. - They'll arrest you! 327 00:31:56,292 --> 00:31:58,698 They arrest you too, we stole together! 328 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:03,913 Aren't you ashamed of robbing poor people? 329 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,698 Don't beat me up like a thug, shame on you! 330 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:11,916 I tried to work honestly, but I couldn't! Try it yourself! 331 00:32:12,042 --> 00:32:14,993 I steal from people who have something! 332 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:17,794 I don't steal anything from people who have nothing! 333 00:32:17,878 --> 00:32:21,624 Shame of shames! Holy hell... 334 00:32:23,291 --> 00:32:26,083 I took her bag because she had a bag! 335 00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:29,948 If she didn't have a bag... It's not like I'd steal her arm. 336 00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:38,367 Dye your hair blonde... Dickface! 337 00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:44,823 I suffer so much when they scold me! I feel like crying! 338 00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:03,874 Corsi Angela. Via dello Statuto 19. 339 00:33:17,333 --> 00:33:21,031 - Good morning. - Can't you see you're soiling my floor? 340 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:24,989 - Sorry. Does Angela Corsi live here? - Yes, so what? 341 00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:28,579 Don't do that, my feet hurt! I got my nails trimmed! 342 00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:33,081 - What time does she come back? - I don't know, she's always working. 343 00:33:33,208 --> 00:33:37,451 She could be back in half an hour, in three hours, no one knows! 344 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:42,454 Give her this, please. Say a friend left it for you. 345 00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:45,155 Okay, but now get out of the way. 346 00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:47,910 He soiled everything with those shoes! 347 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:53,417 It's not so much for the money, there was only 120 thousand lire, 348 00:33:53,708 --> 00:33:57,702 It's the hassle: documents, keys... 349 00:33:58,208 --> 00:34:02,748 - Can you open the door without breaking it? - I'll try. 350 00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:04,955 But if it breaks, I'll change the lock. 351 00:34:06,292 --> 00:34:10,333 The one who drove the Vespa, I saw his face so clearly. 352 00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:12,781 A thug face! 353 00:34:13,167 --> 00:34:16,201 I still have it in front of my eyes. 354 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:19,829 If I met him again, I would recognize him immediately. 355 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:24,756 - It's him! - I'll take care of it, Miss, stop. 356 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:36,530 - What? What have I done? - You know very well! 357 00:34:36,917 --> 00:34:39,240 Enough with your hands, let's think. 358 00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,074 - Is it him? - Yes, I'm sure. 359 00:34:41,158 --> 00:34:45,326 - It's the lady of the handbag! - He recognized me too. 360 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:48,340 - Let's go. - Where? - To the police. - Not the police! 361 00:34:48,424 --> 00:34:51,617 I got her purse back to the reception, I didn't touch anything! 362 00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:54,743 - I don't believe you! - Poor guy, he could be telling the truth. 363 00:34:54,833 --> 00:35:00,202 - Look at that thief face! - Let's check. 364 00:35:00,292 --> 00:35:05,625 Let's check! If you've been bullshitting, I'll kick your ass! 365 00:35:07,542 --> 00:35:10,374 - Ouch! My arm! - Get in! 366 00:35:14,792 --> 00:35:18,040 (Artemio) No! You're pulling my hair! 367 00:35:23,375 --> 00:35:25,923 - Enjoy your meal. - Thank you. You don't eat? 368 00:35:26,007 --> 00:35:29,705 No, I don't eat in the evening. I'm on a diet. 369 00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:31,909 Two crackers, if I have to. 370 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,077 Pasta has too many calories, it makes you fat. 371 00:35:38,042 --> 00:35:40,116 I never cook it for myself. 372 00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:44,705 How is it? 373 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:49,243 Good. 374 00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:57,910 Have you just arrived in Milan? Finding a place to sleep is a problem. 375 00:35:58,042 --> 00:36:01,989 < Yes. - Would you go to a Residence? 376 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:06,371 - I don't know what that is. - It's a mini apartment hotel. 377 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:10,873 - It's got everything, like a home. - There's nothing in my house. 378 00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:15,415 I know the director, we send him our clients. 379 00:36:15,542 --> 00:36:18,160 It's just a bit expensive: 50 thousand. 380 00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:21,077 - Per month? - No, per day! 381 00:36:21,167 --> 00:36:25,078 - Holy Mary! - But cleaning is included. 382 00:36:25,167 --> 00:36:29,114 There's furniture, cutlery, TV. They also wash your linen. 383 00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:30,569 Then I'll go there. 384 00:36:30,653 --> 00:36:33,618 The director won't be there until tomorrow, though. 385 00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:38,414 Don't worry, I'll find accommodation for tonight. 386 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:41,914 No! You'll sleep here tonight. 387 00:36:42,042 --> 00:36:47,327 There? Thanks, I'm a farmer and I'm used to sleeping on the ground. 388 00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:52,792 Not here, there! There's a sofa. I'm going to fix it for you. 389 00:37:05,708 --> 00:37:09,074 - It's almost ready. - Good. 390 00:37:14,042 --> 00:37:18,119 - What's that dress you're wearing? - It's not a dress, it's a pajama. 391 00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:21,615 - Looks very good on you. - Thanks. 392 00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:25,164 White makes it all stand out. 393 00:37:25,292 --> 00:37:27,994 - All what? - All... 394 00:37:28,917 --> 00:37:30,955 All the furniture. 395 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,451 - Is that your boyfriend? - I wish! 396 00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:36,954 It's Platini. Handsome, huh? 397 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:39,536 Well... He dresses sporty. 398 00:37:40,583 --> 00:37:42,906 The bed is made, goodnight. 399 00:37:43,042 --> 00:37:48,079 - Am I not compromising you? - What do you mean? 400 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:52,658 I sleep in your house, the door woman saw us together. 401 00:37:53,958 --> 00:37:56,198 You really are a peasant! 402 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:59,625 We're not doing anything wrong! 403 00:38:00,333 --> 00:38:02,372 Right. 404 00:38:08,375 --> 00:38:10,081 Tac! 405 00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:17,872 - Artemio, what are you doing? - I was undressing. 406 00:38:17,958 --> 00:38:22,498 I'll take you to the residence tomorrow morning, okay? 407 00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:24,326 Yes thanks. 408 00:38:34,542 --> 00:38:36,781 This is one of my pajamas, here. 409 00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:39,370 I was combing my hair, sorry. 410 00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:58,248 < What are you doing? - I shut myself out. 411 00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:01,000 < Why? - So I'm inside. 412 00:39:15,542 --> 00:39:18,409 - Artemio! - I'm here in the bathroom. 413 00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:22,286 < We have to go out in 10 minutes. - I know, but I'd like to shave. 414 00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:25,996 - Do you have a razor? - In the drawer on the right. 415 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:41,330 "For a correct use of the razor, spread your legs well." 416 00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:07,407 I've been working in a very solid company for four years. 417 00:40:07,542 --> 00:40:09,580 I have a good salary. 418 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:14,039 - Salary increase every two years. - Like Mennea. 419 00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:18,534 At 50 I can retire with the maximum pension. 420 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:23,077 Can't complain, can I? Are you not listening? 421 00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:25,829 I am engaged in driving. 422 00:40:27,167 --> 00:40:30,865 - My days go by quickly... - Easy! 423 00:40:30,958 --> 00:40:36,244 On Sundays I feel lost, I can't be doing nothing. 424 00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:40,327 I have to move, act, run! 425 00:40:40,417 --> 00:40:42,539 Brake! 426 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:47,747 Left! Now right! 427 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:54,665 - Aren't you driving too fast? - The secret is to never stop. 428 00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:58,531 If one stops to meditate, if one looks over his shoulder, 429 00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:02,240 maybe he'll ask himself: "What have I done with my life?". 430 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:07,373 Be careful! 431 00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:10,995 Take the underpass! 432 00:41:11,875 --> 00:41:17,292 Ignorant! It's that simple! 433 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:22,952 Watch out! A residence crosses the street! 434 00:41:26,125 --> 00:41:30,167 - Please go slower. - We aren't moving! 435 00:41:30,292 --> 00:41:32,828 Come on, the director is waiting for you! 436 00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:38,034 Bye! 437 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:40,823 Angela, when will I see you again? 438 00:41:47,292 --> 00:41:51,701 Unfortunately the small ones are all taken. Come! 439 00:41:51,833 --> 00:41:57,949 You're lucky, there's a double one left, bright and very spacious. 440 00:41:58,083 --> 00:42:00,122 Please! 441 00:42:06,667 --> 00:42:09,831 - Happy? - The entrance is nice. 442 00:42:09,917 --> 00:42:13,496 Entrance, living room, bedroom, kitchenette and bathroom. It's all here. 443 00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:17,588 It's the result of careful research on a human scale. 444 00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:20,289 Kitchenette. 445 00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:22,830 Private corner. 446 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:25,573 Shower corner with changing room. 447 00:42:25,708 --> 00:42:27,747 Recreational corner. 448 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,372 TV corner. 449 00:42:31,417 --> 00:42:35,161 Telephone corner with built-in seat. Hello? 450 00:42:35,708 --> 00:42:37,747 Lunch-dinner corner. 451 00:42:39,917 --> 00:42:42,039 With reversible chairs. 452 00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:46,658 - And the sleeping corner? - You go to bed after dinner, right? 453 00:42:47,875 --> 00:42:50,826 Look. Here it is! 454 00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:55,661 Beautiful and functional! And it's very light. 455 00:42:57,625 --> 00:42:59,913 - Done. - Isn't there a window? 456 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,074 Obsolete. Come here. 457 00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:06,700 Hot air, cold air, dehumidifier. 458 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:09,079 - Why do you need a window? - I don't. 459 00:43:09,167 --> 00:43:11,917 - Satisfied? - Yes. - Here. - Thanks. 460 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,954 Neighbors hate noise, so don't have parties or conferences in here. 461 00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:18,156 Sure. 462 00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:22,541 You owe me a month in advance: one and a half million. 463 00:43:22,625 --> 00:43:24,498 - So much? - Please. 464 00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:30,329 - This is a million. - A million and a half. 465 00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:35,993 - This is half. - Plus 200,000 for bills. 466 00:43:40,167 --> 00:43:43,497 - That's 300,000. - Plus 79,000 for the TV license. 467 00:43:43,625 --> 00:43:47,536 - Give me back... - Plus 150,000 for transportation. 468 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,249 - Transport of what? - Funeral transport. 469 00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:53,784 In case you get a stroke, a thrombosis, a heart attack. 470 00:43:55,042 --> 00:43:58,290 - You keep money there too? - No, I'm touching myself for good luck. 471 00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:56,082 - Good morning. - Quick, Artemio's on the phone! 472 00:44:56,375 --> 00:44:58,414 Here I am. 473 00:44:58,542 --> 00:45:02,915 Hello? Artemio, is that you? 474 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:08,666 Mom, I live in a very modern apartment full of corners. 475 00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:14,030 You should see how elegant I look! I have a nice cat-gray dress, 476 00:45:14,167 --> 00:45:18,030 almost mouse-gray. I didn't imagine I would become so elegant. 477 00:45:18,125 --> 00:45:21,325 Really? How much did you spend, my little star? 478 00:45:21,409 --> 00:45:23,601 < Everything, but I'll look for a job tomorrow. 479 00:45:23,693 --> 00:45:25,496 I have interesting prospects. 480 00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:30,538 - Ah, I fell in love! - The distance did him good. 481 00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:33,867 - He finally fell in love with you. - I love you too! 482 00:45:33,958 --> 00:45:38,664 - Who's talking? - Maria Rosa. She's happy you love her. 483 00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:42,365 I fell in love with a city girl. 484 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:47,454 She doesn't know, but I'll tell her next time. Are you happy? 485 00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:50,409 - No! She's a good girl, she has a high school diploma. 486 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:55,406 - Then she's a whore! - You're a peasant, you don't understand! 487 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:59,956 Maybe. Artemio, I prepared a nice care package for you. 488 00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:03,746 I put a ham, coppa, a few eggs and a little flour in it. 489 00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:07,371 - I'll send it to you right away! - Mom, don't send me anything. 490 00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:11,245 In the city we eat in a more practical, more vitaminic way. 491 00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:16,246 I have to go, I'm going to prepare lunch. Bye. 492 00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:22,907 Folding table... tac! 493 00:46:24,917 --> 00:46:27,405 Rotating chair... tac! 494 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:34,497 Place for diners who are not there... tac! 495 00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:39,619 Tablecloth by the meter... tac! 496 00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:46,783 Paper plate, extra strong napkin! 497 00:46:46,875 --> 00:46:48,949 Plastic cup... tac! 498 00:46:49,042 --> 00:46:51,957 Carton wine... tac! 499 00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:58,620 Ready to use spaghetti. Frozen side dish... tac! 500 00:47:01,833 --> 00:47:05,661 Tuna and breadsticks to cut it... tac! 501 00:47:09,583 --> 00:47:12,155 Now that's life! 502 00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:34,914 Artemio! 503 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,240 - I'm here... - What happened to you? 504 00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:41,990 Intoxication! They even gave him gastric lavage. 505 00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:45,746 - Who are you? - No beds left. They matched us. 506 00:47:46,625 --> 00:47:51,745 I'm glad you came, but how did you find me? 507 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:55,910 I phoned the residence, they told me you'd gotten sick. 508 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,955 - Here. - Thanks. 509 00:47:59,833 --> 00:48:03,164 You said you're looking for a job, would you like to be an agent? 510 00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:07,031 - Policeman? - No, insurance agent. 511 00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:11,747 When you feel better, go to this address. 512 00:48:11,875 --> 00:48:15,241 You will only have to take a small interview. 513 00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:19,706 You'll see they'll hire you. I'm going now, it's late. Bye. 514 00:48:20,917 --> 00:48:24,615 You just arrived and you're already leaving? Stop for a while. 515 00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:28,203 It's nice in here... well... 516 00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:33,785 You have to get used to it. Visiting the ill is a good deed. 517 00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:36,200 Jesus is happy. 518 00:48:36,292 --> 00:48:40,701 I'm sorry, I have to go to the bank, then to the airport to see a customer 519 00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:44,827 and then go to the office. Bye, Artemio, see you. 520 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:48,618 Bye Angela. 521 00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:59,038 - You ate them all. - You're not well! 522 00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:05,282 - Were they good? - A little dry. 523 00:49:11,708 --> 00:49:15,490 Sorry, I had a gastric lavage 524 00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:17,871 and I still haven't recovered. 525 00:49:22,917 --> 00:49:26,165 It's a Japanese watch, I found it in my Easter egg. 526 00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:29,498 Maria Rosa gave it to me. She'd like to be my girlfriend. 527 00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:34,538 We don't care. Are you familiar with life insurance? 528 00:49:35,292 --> 00:49:37,414 Basically... 529 00:49:38,042 --> 00:49:44,288 Calculate the rate of a hypothetical customer's lifetime policy. 530 00:49:44,417 --> 00:49:47,249 For example... this colleague of mine. 531 00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:53,413 I would not insure the gentleman, he already has one foot in the pit! 532 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:58,785 - He won't make the night. - But how dare you? 533 00:49:58,875 --> 00:50:01,163 See? 534 00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:04,325 All right. 535 00:50:04,417 --> 00:50:11,493 This is a contract that provides for all types of accidents. 536 00:50:12,333 --> 00:50:16,873 This is the pen. You have to come to my house and get me to sign. 537 00:50:16,958 --> 00:50:18,618 You are welcome. 538 00:50:19,958 --> 00:50:21,701 - What time will we meet? - Where? 539 00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:27,282 - At your house. - It was an example! Sit down. 540 00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:31,073 Sit closer, sit forward. 541 00:50:31,167 --> 00:50:33,406 Come here, perfect. 542 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:37,328 - You arrived at my house. - Riiing. 543 00:50:37,417 --> 00:50:40,202 - What's that? - Your doorbell. 544 00:50:40,292 --> 00:50:43,125 Oh, you have the other kind? The one that goes dling-don? 545 00:50:43,209 --> 00:50:47,450 - Shall I go dling-don? - Forget it, go ahead. 546 00:50:47,542 --> 00:50:50,078 What is this? 547 00:50:50,167 --> 00:50:53,663 The door of his house creaks, you need to put some oil in it. 548 00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:58,123 Wonderful! Signed paintings, antique furniture, silverware! 549 00:50:58,250 --> 00:51:02,244 Congratulations, did you inherit it? Sure, a thief could take it all... 550 00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:05,954 but you won't care because you signed this. 551 00:51:06,083 --> 00:51:11,831 I have a perfect alarm, no thief can enter my house. 552 00:51:12,318 --> 00:51:16,782 A lightning strike! My neighbor's farmhouse burned down. 553 00:51:16,917 --> 00:51:20,579 But you won't care because you signed this. 554 00:51:20,708 --> 00:51:23,873 I don't have a farmhouse, but I have a lightning rod. 555 00:51:23,958 --> 00:51:28,699 Your maid waxed the floor, you slip and break two ribs, 556 00:51:28,833 --> 00:51:32,033 you weigh a lot, so you break the floor and ruin the apartment below. 557 00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:35,034 I have carpet and I don't slip. 558 00:51:35,208 --> 00:51:38,714 A cigarette butt burns the carpet and the house. 559 00:51:38,798 --> 00:51:39,618 I do not smoke. 560 00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:42,790 Your dog kills the neighbor's cat, but you won't care, 561 00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:45,992 with the insurance money, you'll buy some rabbit. 562 00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:49,746 - I have no dogs. - Your child might break a glass? 563 00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:52,915 - I have no children. - Your wife... you have no wife? 564 00:51:53,042 --> 00:51:55,365 Didn't you find one your size? 565 00:51:56,583 --> 00:52:00,032 - At this point I'm screwed. - Yes, you're screwed. 566 00:52:00,167 --> 00:52:02,205 Let's see what you do. 567 00:52:02,542 --> 00:52:07,247 I'll take the contract and write that you didn't want to insure. 568 00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:10,614 This pen isn't working. 569 00:52:10,750 --> 00:52:14,578 - Sorry, I splashed it! - You soiled my dress! 570 00:52:15,792 --> 00:52:20,248 If you had signed, we could have paid for the damage. 571 00:52:20,333 --> 00:52:25,453 - You could have gotten 30-40,000 lire. - This costs 500,000 lire! 572 00:52:25,542 --> 00:52:30,081 - It's pure linen! - The assessor will have to deal with it. 573 00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:36,205 If you change your mind, call me. Goodbye... condolences. 574 00:52:51,542 --> 00:52:55,784 - (Angela) See you at the diner. - (colleague) All right, see you later. 575 00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:58,163 - And this evening? - Let's go see a movie. 576 00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:20,073 Did your boss decide on the switchboard? 577 00:53:20,167 --> 00:53:24,244 He took a new digital one: 46 internal lines. 578 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:26,864 There is a funny guy trying to say hi. 579 00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:30,285 - Hello. - Ah! He's a friend. 580 00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:32,330 - See you later. - Bye. 581 00:53:34,208 --> 00:53:37,408 - Hello. - You're so elegant! 582 00:53:37,542 --> 00:53:42,615 - These were flowers for you. - Thanks. 583 00:53:43,792 --> 00:53:46,577 - Red carnations. - I love them. 584 00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:51,538 I was passing this way... I wanted to see where you work. 585 00:53:51,667 --> 00:53:57,201 - Did they take you to insurance? - No, because... 586 00:53:57,292 --> 00:54:01,036 - Because? - They wanted a taller one. 587 00:54:01,167 --> 00:54:04,450 However, I have interesting prospects for the future. 588 00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:08,583 - Shall we take a walk? - I have to go back to the office. 589 00:54:08,708 --> 00:54:12,620 - I only have 45 minutes for lunch. - I'll pay. 590 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:18,416 We'll find a restaurant, with an orchestra, something romantic. 591 00:54:18,542 --> 00:54:23,579 I told you, I only have 45 minutes. Actually 44, now. 592 00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:26,079 Come and eat with me, let's go. 593 00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:29,369 - Thanks. - You are welcome. 594 00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:31,746 - Do you like ham? - Very much. 595 00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:48,948 - It's 3,850 lire. - But I didn't take anything. 596 00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:51,406 Cover charge. 597 00:54:52,417 --> 00:54:57,323 Angela, what should we get the boss for his birthday? 598 00:54:57,458 --> 00:55:01,121 - Let's talk about it later. - I was saying... 599 00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:04,995 - Angela, did you read that memo? - Yes and I disagree. 600 00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:09,991 - What were you saying? - I met a girl I really like... 601 00:55:10,125 --> 00:55:12,697 - Did you get the penne? May I? - Go ahead. 602 00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:18,499 - You know her too. - Good, but there is too much chili. 603 00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:23,615 - So, this girl? - I realized I loved her. 604 00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:28,574 I fell in love, but unfortunately I have nothing to offer her... 605 00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:31,541 - Can I bum a cigarette? - Do you mind? 606 00:55:32,375 --> 00:55:34,081 Thanks. 607 00:55:34,167 --> 00:55:38,030 - After all, I'm just a farmer. - What's wrong with that? 608 00:55:38,542 --> 00:55:41,078 Nothing, but with a job I'd be more comfortable. 609 00:55:41,167 --> 00:55:42,873 Will you open the bottle for me? 610 00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:47,498 I have interesting prospects for the future and I will work hard. 611 00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:52,072 I'm stubborn, you know what we farmers are like. 612 00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:56,996 - Angela, can you pass me the pepper? - Here's the pepper. 613 00:55:57,125 --> 00:56:02,115 I can find a way to settle down ... but what do you think? 614 00:56:02,250 --> 00:56:05,699 Can I tell this girl that I fell in love with her? 615 00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:10,491 - Yes, after all you're a handsome boy. - Well... 616 00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:15,496 - You're nice! Also, you're honest. - Thanks. 617 00:56:15,625 --> 00:56:17,913 If I were you, I would confess. 618 00:56:20,042 --> 00:56:22,874 - Angela... - Ah, yes, I have to go. 619 00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:27,746 You'll have to introduce me to this girl. Bye! 620 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,039 Maybe she didn't understand. 621 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,873 - Good morning. - Can I help you? 622 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:13,741 - I came for that job as a caretaker. - Uncle! 623 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:16,411 You must be patient, he has a bad temper. 624 00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:18,159 I am a farmer. 625 00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:21,415 - I have a lot of patience. - Come on, uncle. 626 00:57:24,042 --> 00:57:25,618 Good morning. 627 00:57:28,542 --> 00:57:31,409 - What does he do? - He must get to know you. 628 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:34,119 How ugly you are, the dog was better. 629 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:37,284 At least I don't poop on the street. 630 00:57:37,375 --> 00:57:39,330 We'll see. 631 00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:46,079 - Come on, I'll take you. - Forget it, I'm driving. Walk! 632 00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:51,994 - Run, quick! Walk! - Ouch! 633 00:57:52,125 --> 00:57:55,953 Walk straight! Quick! 634 00:57:56,875 --> 00:58:02,658 He was a very intelligent dog, then one day he died. 635 00:58:02,792 --> 00:58:04,949 Beaten with sticks? 636 00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:30,413 - You're doing it on purpose! - Of course I do it on purpose! 637 00:58:30,542 --> 00:58:32,699 - What time is it? - 18:15. 638 00:58:32,793 --> 00:58:34,366 Let's go to the movies. 639 00:58:34,450 --> 00:58:38,246 - You're blind, you can't go there. - You'll watch and explain it to me. 640 00:58:38,375 --> 00:58:41,705 - What movie do you want to see? - "Erica's warm lips". 641 00:58:41,792 --> 00:58:44,031 A film forbidden to minors. 642 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:46,661 - Where do they show it? - At the Fantasy theater. 643 00:58:46,750 --> 00:58:50,495 - I don't know where it is. - I'll take you, come. Come! 644 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:57,532 Come with me, don't worry. Walk or we'll be late! 645 00:58:57,667 --> 00:59:01,744 - Watch the tree. - I saw it, I'm not blind. 646 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:08,585 - So what's going on? - Now she... she's undressing. 647 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:10,782 - She's taking it all off. - Panties too? 648 00:59:10,875 --> 00:59:12,072 Yup. 649 00:59:12,167 --> 00:59:14,620 - How are the panties? - They're underpants. 650 00:59:14,750 --> 00:59:17,535 - Are they briefs? - Yup. 651 00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:20,400 Is the breast like this, like this or like this? 652 00:59:20,484 --> 00:59:25,157 It's in front, it's a kind of like a melon. 653 00:59:25,292 --> 00:59:28,871 - Split in two and placed on the breast. - Stop it! 654 00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:33,035 - And under? - Below the breast is the navel. 655 00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:37,700 - How is it? - Like a cherry. 656 00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:40,832 - Enough, we're a theater! - What about the backside? 657 00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:45,000 - It's like a... - How, how? 658 00:59:45,125 --> 00:59:48,685 Like a watermelon split in two and put on the ass. 659 00:59:48,770 --> 00:59:49,949 That's enough! 660 00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:52,827 With this newspaper... 661 00:59:52,917 --> 00:59:55,074 - Is there a newspaper? - No, the newspaper is in the back. 662 00:59:55,167 --> 00:59:56,624 - Is the newspaper behind her? - No! 663 00:59:56,708 --> 01:00:00,323 - Silence ! - A guy's coming... 664 01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:04,915 - With a courgette, two tomatoes... - I don't care about the greengrocer. 665 01:00:05,042 --> 01:00:08,870 - Now stop! - You don't understand, he's blind. 666 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,832 - Then this is no place for him. - So what is? 667 01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:16,747 - I'll punch you in the nose! - Enough, I quit. 668 01:00:16,875 --> 01:00:20,371 - How do I get home? - Use your memory. 669 01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:23,416 Come here! Come here! 670 01:00:31,167 --> 01:00:34,201 - Hello. - What are you doing? 671 01:00:34,292 --> 01:00:36,780 Get the pump. 672 01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:43,908 Today I thought that we could take a trip, on the lakes, in the hills. 673 01:00:44,042 --> 01:00:49,992 We find a restaurant, with an orchestra, so we are together. 674 01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:53,333 Are you crazy? Do you know what day it is? 675 01:00:53,418 --> 01:00:54,527 Sunday. 676 01:00:54,611 --> 01:00:57,575 - What happens today? - The Mass? 677 01:00:57,708 --> 01:01:03,374 - The match! There's Inter-Juve! - You want to go to the stadium? 678 01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:08,241 - Where else would you like to go? - Actually... 679 01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:13,495 - Don't you care about football? - Actually, as a boy... 680 01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:18,698 We do stupid things as kids, but now you support Juve like me! 681 01:01:18,833 --> 01:01:21,583 Okay, I support Juve. 682 01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:29,457 - What are you doing with those flowers? - For you. 683 01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:31,367 Get the flag. 684 01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:34,208 - Show it well. - Yes. 685 01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:39,411 - Get up, get up. - Should I stand? 686 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:42,332 Yes, on your feet! Shout! 687 01:01:42,417 --> 01:01:44,953 - Long live Juve! - Long live Juve! 688 01:01:45,042 --> 01:01:48,242 (together) Juve, Juve, Juve! 689 01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:52,078 Juve! Juve! 690 01:01:53,708 --> 01:01:58,532 - Juve! Juve! Juve! - Juve! Juve! 691 01:01:58,625 --> 01:02:02,453 (fans) Inter! Inter! 692 01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:33,413 You know, that girl I was telling you about... 693 01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:37,583 She is not just any girl, you know. 694 01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:43,492 That girl... it's you. I've fallen in love with you. 695 01:02:44,083 --> 01:02:51,206 If that's okay with you, let me understand. Give me a sign. 696 01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:56,074 - I'm shy, I have to understand... - Yes! 697 01:02:56,208 --> 01:03:02,538 - Referee, it was offside! - What are you talking about? 698 01:03:02,667 --> 01:03:06,909 - Shut up, stupid. - Hey, scoundrel! 699 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,864 - You don't talk to a young lady like that! - What's that got to do with you? 700 01:03:13,792 --> 01:03:15,914 Ouch, my hand! 701 01:03:31,917 --> 01:03:33,872 No! 702 01:03:34,708 --> 01:03:36,498 There! 703 01:03:37,833 --> 01:03:39,991 You and your Juve! 704 01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:42,916 (fans) Inter! Inter! 705 01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:47,782 - It went badly. - Don't get upset, I understand. 706 01:03:47,917 --> 01:03:52,823 Let's take a ride up the hills, to a restaurant with an orchestra. 707 01:03:52,958 --> 01:03:56,822 What orchestra? What do I care about orchestras? 708 01:03:56,958 --> 01:04:01,865 Sorry, but when Juve loses I don't want to do anything. 709 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,663 I feel like slapping someone. 710 01:04:05,792 --> 01:04:12,203 - Then I'll take the tram home. - Good, this is not a good time. 711 01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:15,533 - Yes, bye. - Talk to you later. 712 01:04:15,833 --> 01:04:19,448 - Don't get angry. - No, no. 713 01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:27,039 The flag! Angela, the flag! You forgot the flag! 714 01:04:28,083 --> 01:04:31,698 He's with Juve! Let's kill him, come on! 715 01:04:35,208 --> 01:04:41,205 It's not mine, it's a friend of mine's. I don't give a damn about football! 716 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:15,250 The van! Thief! 717 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,291 The window! 718 01:05:36,667 --> 01:05:39,783 Excuse me, would you swap your bucket for any two? 719 01:05:39,917 --> 01:05:44,456 - Oh yeah. - Stop! Scratch that. 720 01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:49,040 Have you gone mad? Didn't you read the script? 721 01:05:49,167 --> 01:05:52,995 - You must say no! - I haven't read the script, 722 01:05:53,125 --> 01:05:57,332 but it doesn't take a genius to see this is a favorable exchange. 723 01:05:57,458 --> 01:05:59,947 No, you have to say no! 724 01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:04,623 Wouldn't he change his 1,000 lire for 2,000 mine? 725 01:06:04,708 --> 01:06:09,947 You are not paid to think, you have to advertise. 726 01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:13,200 For 100,000 lire do I have to look like an idiot? 727 01:06:13,333 --> 01:06:19,248 Shut up, just say the line on the script. Okay? 728 01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:21,248 From the top! 729 01:06:26,917 --> 01:06:29,288 <(director) Are you ready? - Yup. 730 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,406 <(director) Camera. <(operator) Ready. 731 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:33,957 <(director) Action! 732 01:06:36,708 --> 01:06:40,750 Excuse me, would you swap your bucket for any two? 733 01:06:40,875 --> 01:06:43,411 I would, but that guy doesn't want to. 734 01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:48,081 I can't do it, find someone more stupid. 735 01:06:48,167 --> 01:06:51,616 That's enough! Get him out! 736 01:07:29,750 --> 01:07:32,038 Here's the coffee. 737 01:08:11,667 --> 01:08:13,954 One moment! 738 01:08:14,417 --> 01:08:16,539 Coming. 739 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,371 One moment, I'm coming. 740 01:08:25,667 --> 01:08:27,789 Coming, coming. 741 01:08:34,708 --> 01:08:36,664 - Hello? < It's Angela. 742 01:08:36,750 --> 01:08:38,030 Hello. 743 01:08:38,125 --> 01:08:39,590 Why weren't you answering? 744 01:08:39,674 --> 01:08:41,574 I was on the far end of the apartment. 745 01:08:41,708 --> 01:08:45,702 How are you? I haven't heard from you in a long time. 746 01:08:45,833 --> 01:08:48,204 - I've been looking for work. - Did you find it? 747 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:51,083 No, but I have interesting prospects for the future. 748 01:08:51,208 --> 01:08:56,625 - It's Sunday, do you have plans? - No, do you want to go and see Juve? 749 01:08:56,750 --> 01:09:00,080 No, the season is over. 750 01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:06,075 - Why don't you come here? - I'll come right away... yes, right away. 751 01:09:12,792 --> 01:09:18,244 If one has a sincere feeling, he must confess it. 752 01:09:18,375 --> 01:09:23,744 If anything, she will say no. Why would she ever say no? 753 01:09:26,917 --> 01:09:30,366 - Is Miss Angela here? - It's me! 754 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,581 I didn't recognize you! 755 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:40,746 You arrived early. Excuse me while I go tidy myself up. 756 01:09:40,833 --> 01:09:44,697 - You take a look at the terrace. - All right. 757 01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:52,615 Scots pine. 758 01:09:54,708 --> 01:09:56,533 Vidal. 759 01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:15,079 - Artemio. - Yes? 760 01:10:15,542 --> 01:10:17,450 Angela... 761 01:10:18,333 --> 01:10:21,166 - Have you seen the plants? - What plants? 762 01:10:21,292 --> 01:10:24,373 - These. - Ah, yes, beautiful. 763 01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:29,739 Yes, but they are a bit neglected. I don't have time to care for them, 764 01:10:29,875 --> 01:10:34,781 so you came to mind. You're a peasant, you're good with this. 765 01:10:34,866 --> 01:10:37,666 And most of all, you're a friend. 766 01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:39,732 So you called me because of the plants? 767 01:10:39,875 --> 01:10:44,746 Yes, does it bother you? If so, tell me. 768 01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:48,123 Excuse me for a moment. 769 01:10:52,875 --> 01:10:55,909 - Hello. < (woman) Are you home on a Sunday? 770 01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:00,291 - I had no plans. < We're having a little party. 771 01:11:00,375 --> 01:11:04,701 - Who's coming? < Giorgio, Fabio and his girlfriend... 772 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,871 This needs to be tied there. 773 01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:38,323 < Then there's Elena and her sisters, the very nice ones from Turin. 774 01:11:38,458 --> 01:11:42,749 < Are you coming? - I don't know if I can, I have a guest. 775 01:11:42,875 --> 01:11:47,450 < You have a man? Brava! - No, he's a friend. Artemio. 776 01:11:47,583 --> 01:11:52,372 < The peasant? - Yes, he came for the flowers. 777 01:11:53,708 --> 01:11:57,406 - Can I bring him too? < Sure. 778 01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:59,657 I'll ask him. 779 01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:23,574 He's gone, maybe he got offended, he didn't say goodbye. 780 01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:25,782 < What did you expect from a peasant? 781 01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:28,577 < So are you coming? - I'll get dressed and be on my way. 782 01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:49,979 Angela. 783 01:12:53,333 --> 01:12:55,952 Angela! Angela! 784 01:12:57,343 --> 01:13:00,591 You locked yourself in. 785 01:13:04,875 --> 01:13:10,160 Angela... you locked yourself in! 786 01:13:15,661 --> 01:13:17,928 Angela, you locked yourself in! 787 01:13:18,095 --> 01:13:20,699 It's raining here, what's the weather like inside? 788 01:14:54,708 --> 01:14:59,165 Don't worry, if it's a thief I'll beat him up. Open. 789 01:15:12,386 --> 01:15:13,980 It's still him! 790 01:15:14,065 --> 01:15:16,465 Artemio, what were you doing there? 791 01:15:16,549 --> 01:15:19,963 I was expecting you... but I was not expecting him. 792 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,039 - Did you have fun? - Yes. 793 01:15:25,292 --> 01:15:29,534 It was very lively, with so many nice people. 794 01:15:29,667 --> 01:15:31,954 Too bad you didn't come. 795 01:15:32,083 --> 01:15:35,991 If I knew, I wouldn't have stayed on the terrace. 796 01:15:36,075 --> 01:15:37,734 Right. 797 01:15:37,901 --> 01:15:40,900 - There were a lot of girls. - Boys too? 798 01:15:41,083 --> 01:15:43,122 - Sure. - Platini too? 799 01:15:43,208 --> 01:15:45,366 No, he wasn't there. 800 01:15:47,208 --> 01:15:54,201 - I'm sorry to bother you. - I'm the one who must apologize. 801 01:15:56,292 --> 01:15:59,456 - Here, you are dry. - Thanks. 802 01:16:06,375 --> 01:16:10,286 - What are you doing? - I'll get dressed and go home. 803 01:16:10,417 --> 01:16:15,074 - With wet clothes? - It's raining outside! 804 01:16:15,167 --> 01:16:19,327 No way. You'll stay here. 805 01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:21,993 - Here? - Yes. 806 01:16:22,833 --> 01:16:25,749 Yes... I sleep so well on the sofa anyway. 807 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:29,490 Wouldn't you like to sleep with me? 808 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:34,124 - In your bed? - Yes, come. 809 01:16:40,777 --> 01:16:42,623 Why are you locking the door? 810 01:16:42,707 --> 01:16:44,828 I don't want the blacksmith to come back. 811 01:16:46,917 --> 01:16:51,788 - Does it bother you if I sleep like this? - You're shy, aren't you? 812 01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:54,950 A little. 813 01:16:55,083 --> 01:16:58,579 Tell me the truth, what are you thinking about? 814 01:17:02,542 --> 01:17:06,951 I thought this rain must be very good for the fields. 815 01:17:07,083 --> 01:17:10,698 Come closer, I want to know something. 816 01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:12,830 What? 817 01:17:12,917 --> 01:17:15,240 Do you prefer light or dark? 818 01:17:17,125 --> 01:17:21,332 - To sleep in the dark. - Don't pretend you don't understand. 819 01:17:31,167 --> 01:17:36,240 Listen, weren't you in love with another girl? 820 01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:40,582 - What girl? - The one you always told me about. 821 01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:45,201 That's you, didn't you notice? 822 01:17:45,417 --> 01:17:50,241 Yes, I understood it, but I wanted to hear it. 823 01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:57,409 Mrs. Giovanna, come! It's a long distance call! 824 01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:59,906 I'm coming! 825 01:18:00,375 --> 01:18:02,414 - I'm here. - Here. 826 01:18:03,542 --> 01:18:08,531 Hello, Artemio? It's me, how are you? 827 01:18:08,667 --> 01:18:12,744 Well, I have important news: I want to get engaged. 828 01:18:12,875 --> 01:18:17,367 With Maria Rosa? He's getting engaged to Maria Rosa! 829 01:18:18,625 --> 01:18:22,204 - Congratulations! - Bravo, I'm happy. 830 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:27,534 - Love, you've made up your mind! - Who's talking? 831 01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:31,660 - Your Maria Rosa. - Go away, give me my mother! 832 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,369 He doesn't seem so convinced. 833 01:18:35,042 --> 01:18:38,325 - You changed your mind already? - Mom, you don't understand. 834 01:18:38,417 --> 01:18:41,167 I want to get engaged to the graduate! 835 01:18:41,292 --> 01:18:45,499 The whore! I think that's a stupid thing to do! 836 01:18:45,625 --> 01:18:47,829 Maria Rosa loves you! 837 01:18:47,917 --> 01:18:51,910 The cheapest engagement ring that costs 120 thousand lire, 838 01:18:52,042 --> 01:18:56,498 but despite my interesting prospects, I have not found a job 839 01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:59,706 send me a money order. 840 01:18:59,792 --> 01:19:04,911 Are you mad? 120 thousand lire can buy you a 300kg sow! 841 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,323 Am I supposed to give a sow to my fiancee? 842 01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:11,535 I have no money, I have spent everything to buy a tractor. 843 01:19:11,667 --> 01:19:14,915 - What do I do then? - You wanted to do your own thing. 844 01:19:15,875 --> 01:19:20,035 Did you leave the countryside to go to the city? 845 01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:22,496 Now go figure it out for yourself! 846 01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:26,909 - Brava! - Well said! 847 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,157 - Brava! - Well said! 848 01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:32,284 Brava! Well done, Giovanna! 849 01:19:38,250 --> 01:19:40,703 I'd like to give blood, is it here? 850 01:19:44,042 --> 01:19:46,909 May I? I came to give blood. 851 01:19:47,042 --> 01:19:49,708 Take off your jacket and lie down there. 852 01:19:50,417 --> 01:19:53,700 Doctor? Get on the bed. 853 01:20:05,708 --> 01:20:09,323 - How much do you pay for blood per liter? - 40 thousand. 854 01:20:10,667 --> 01:20:12,492 Take three liters. 855 01:20:29,708 --> 01:20:31,533 Coming! 856 01:20:33,458 --> 01:20:35,580 - Artemio! - Hello. 857 01:20:35,708 --> 01:20:39,241 - What are you doing here at 8 AM? - I have a surprise for you. 858 01:20:39,375 --> 01:20:41,118 Take a seat. 859 01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:45,997 I'll finish my makeup. I have to be in the office in ten minutes. 860 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:50,870 Is something wrong? You look a little pale. 861 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:54,366 - Must be be a little anemia. - I'll come right away. 862 01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:23,331 - Holy hell! - Have you lost something? 863 01:21:23,458 --> 01:21:26,244 - The stone. - From the lighter? 864 01:21:26,333 --> 01:21:28,407 No, from the ring. 865 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:31,534 You'll find it when you clean up, so... 866 01:21:32,417 --> 01:21:34,788 - What's this? - The engagement ring. 867 01:21:34,875 --> 01:21:36,997 - What engagement? - Ours. 868 01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:40,290 I'd like the wedding date to be September 22nd. 869 01:21:40,417 --> 01:21:44,115 That way I'll have time to find a job. 870 01:21:45,583 --> 01:21:48,072 Is it not good? Do you want to move it earlier? 871 01:21:48,167 --> 01:21:51,616 Artemio, I'm not someone who gets married. 872 01:21:51,708 --> 01:21:55,323 I am not good for marriage, home, children. 873 01:21:55,458 --> 01:21:59,322 These are things I don't understand, I don't even think about them. 874 01:21:59,417 --> 01:22:01,870 After what happened between us? 875 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:05,911 Just sleeping with you once means I should commit myself forever?! 876 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:08,122 Were you sleeping? 877 01:22:08,250 --> 01:22:11,746 Try to understand me, I need my freedom. 878 01:22:11,875 --> 01:22:15,703 People do those crazy things at 18, I'm 26! 879 01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:20,823 - Right, do you want to stay a spinster? - I think so. What? 880 01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:24,245 - Then you don't love me. - What's that got to do with it? 881 01:22:24,333 --> 01:22:26,786 - Do you love me or not? - Yes. 882 01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:29,826 You're nice, funny, I like you, 883 01:22:29,917 --> 01:22:32,916 we can meet in the evening if we are free... 884 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:37,741 For example, I'm going to the Canary Islands in August. Wanna come? 885 01:22:41,417 --> 01:22:45,494 What? Did I upset you? Did you get sad? 886 01:22:45,583 --> 01:22:49,826 I'm not sad. You're right, Angela, 887 01:22:49,917 --> 01:22:54,574 better have a free, more modern relationship, without too many ties. 888 01:22:54,708 --> 01:23:00,409 We'll see each other when we meet, we stay together if we can, 889 01:23:00,542 --> 01:23:04,951 without too many problems, without too many sentimental ties. 890 01:23:05,083 --> 01:23:09,456 Life is a beautiful thing, we only have one. We have to enjoy it. 891 01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:18,497 Are you crazy? 892 01:23:18,833 --> 01:23:23,325 - The water's gone! - You could have killed me! 893 01:23:23,417 --> 01:23:27,410 - I want to kill myself! - Stop, calm down! 894 01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:31,707 Let me go! I pay my taxes and I have the right to die! 895 01:23:32,208 --> 01:23:37,328 Nobody has the right to die, life is sacred, irreplaceable. 896 01:23:37,458 --> 01:23:42,910 If there are problems, they must be solved with reason. 897 01:23:43,042 --> 01:23:47,368 You have to understand this girl you told me about. 898 01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:51,328 - How can she marry someone like you? - Am I that ugly? 899 01:23:51,417 --> 01:23:54,368 That's not important. 900 01:23:54,458 --> 01:23:57,742 She doesn't feel the security, she wants a solid man, 901 01:23:57,875 --> 01:24:00,743 someone who could give her financial peace of mind. 902 01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:06,332 For example, you could invite her on a cruise, buy her a mink coat, 903 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:09,575 - A custom car? - No. 904 01:24:09,792 --> 01:24:14,082 When I was penniless like you, I fell in love with a girl 905 01:24:14,167 --> 01:24:16,040 she didn't want to marry me. 906 01:24:16,125 --> 01:24:19,290 But when I started doing well for myself, 907 01:24:19,375 --> 01:24:21,497 she said yes. Look. 908 01:24:21,667 --> 01:24:25,495 You have to get busy, my dear! 909 01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:28,156 I've been trying for two months, 910 01:24:28,250 --> 01:24:30,786 but I couldn't even kill myself! 911 01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:34,948 You know what? I like you. 912 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:40,373 - Would you be with me? - What do you mean? 913 01:24:41,125 --> 01:24:44,906 What did you understand? I'm talking about business! 914 01:24:45,292 --> 01:24:48,990 - I want to give you a chance. - Chance? 915 01:24:49,083 --> 01:24:53,741 - Are you glad that I'll give you a chance? - Yes... eh! 916 01:24:53,875 --> 01:24:57,454 I just don't know where to put it. Is it bulky? 917 01:24:57,583 --> 01:25:00,202 It means a chance to work! 918 01:25:00,292 --> 01:25:03,788 - Ah! - Would you like to get into trading? 919 01:25:03,917 --> 01:25:08,990 Yes, I've always enjoyed trading, but no stolen stuff! 920 01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:11,697 Regularly paid! 921 01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:16,832 I buy wholesale, you retail. 922 01:25:16,958 --> 01:25:19,530 - You can start tomorrow too. - What is it about? 923 01:25:22,417 --> 01:25:24,539 - (softly) Weed. - Excuse me? 924 01:25:25,792 --> 01:25:29,454 - Weed. - Should I go back to being a farmer? 925 01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:31,622 No, stuff for the kids. 926 01:25:31,708 --> 01:25:34,494 Retail sales outside of the schools. 927 01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:36,120 I do not understand. 928 01:25:36,204 --> 01:25:40,817 Are you pretending or are you really an asshole? 929 01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:44,156 We'll sell marijuana. 930 01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:47,448 - Drugs? - Yeah! 931 01:25:47,583 --> 01:25:51,079 You didn't let me die in the water, only to drown me in shit? 932 01:25:51,208 --> 01:25:53,081 I should sell drugs to kids? 933 01:25:53,167 --> 01:25:55,157 Don't scream! 934 01:25:55,583 --> 01:25:58,665 You think you can make money and stay clean? 935 01:25:58,792 --> 01:26:02,785 That's right: I want to stay clean inside and out! 936 01:26:02,917 --> 01:26:06,165 There's dirt under your white clothes! You all make me sick! 937 01:26:06,292 --> 01:26:08,330 You too. 938 01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:10,539 - You three too! - Is he crazy? 939 01:26:10,667 --> 01:26:14,495 - She disgusts me most of all! - Are you talking to me? 940 01:26:15,792 --> 01:26:20,497 He's crazy! He's a drug addict! That's what I get for helping him! 941 01:26:20,625 --> 01:26:24,157 I saved him from the waters, he's in shock. 942 01:26:25,167 --> 01:26:28,082 Go to hell, you and your city! 943 01:26:28,208 --> 01:26:30,579 You didn't accept me, you spat in my face! 944 01:26:30,708 --> 01:26:33,576 I'll reciprocate, I'll spit on you and your cars! 945 01:26:34,458 --> 01:26:36,449 You stole everything from me! 946 01:26:36,583 --> 01:26:39,914 My suitcase, my love, my hopes... 947 01:26:41,958 --> 01:26:43,997 Sorry. 948 01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:48,740 How's your water and oil? 949 01:26:51,042 --> 01:26:53,744 I understand, what's the last job you had? 950 01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:57,371 The last job... I donated blood. 951 01:26:57,625 --> 01:27:01,453 - Blood? To whom? - I don't know, does it matter? 952 01:27:01,583 --> 01:27:03,899 Forget it. Why are you dressed like this? 953 01:27:04,803 --> 01:27:10,292 I came to Milan, they took my tractor away, 954 01:27:10,417 --> 01:27:15,833 I was a night watchman, I fell in love... it's a long story. 955 01:27:15,958 --> 01:27:19,289 Since it's long, and I don't have time or desire to listen to it. 956 01:27:19,417 --> 01:27:23,280 You have no residence permit, you have no job and no money, 957 01:27:23,417 --> 01:27:26,747 We'll send her back to your village. Here's your expulsion paper. 958 01:27:29,167 --> 01:27:30,992 - Do I really have to leave? - Yes. 959 01:27:31,140 --> 01:27:33,593 Couldn't you turn a blind eye? 960 01:27:33,677 --> 01:27:37,375 - I'm sorry, Mr. Pirate. - Go away! Go away! 961 01:27:37,875 --> 01:27:39,914 - Actually, I didn't want to... - Go away! 962 01:27:40,042 --> 01:27:42,080 I didn't mean that! 963 01:28:04,292 --> 01:28:06,165 Hello! 964 01:28:06,958 --> 01:28:08,783 Hello! 965 01:28:14,625 --> 01:28:16,498 Hello! 966 01:28:22,917 --> 01:28:25,453 Good morning. Are you a tourist? 967 01:28:25,583 --> 01:28:29,530 - I'm Maria Rosa. - Maria Rosa? 968 01:28:33,792 --> 01:28:38,118 I didn't recognize you, you became a beautiful... 969 01:28:38,542 --> 01:28:41,576 - You no longer have pimples. - The cream worked wonders. 970 01:28:41,708 --> 01:28:43,249 Indeed. 971 01:28:43,333 --> 01:28:47,057 - Will you take me out tonight? - Sure! 972 01:28:51,875 --> 01:28:53,914 Excuse me for a moment. 973 01:28:56,917 --> 01:28:58,955 Artemio! 974 01:29:01,250 --> 01:29:03,075 - Hi. - Hi. 975 01:29:03,208 --> 01:29:06,953 It was so hard to find you! Nobody knows your village. 976 01:29:07,083 --> 01:29:10,449 - It's a bit isolated. - Who is she? 977 01:29:12,125 --> 01:29:14,365 - A friend. - A friend? 978 01:29:15,667 --> 01:29:18,452 - A friend of my mom's. - Ah! 979 01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:22,281 - That wasn't a nice thing to do. - What did I do? 980 01:29:22,417 --> 01:29:25,665 You're gone, not even a phone call, a note... 981 01:29:25,833 --> 01:29:28,204 I came back home. 982 01:29:28,333 --> 01:29:33,489 I went to your residence yesterday, there was a registered letter. 983 01:29:33,625 --> 01:29:36,375 - It's insurance. - I'm not insured. 984 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:40,079 No! It's for the exam you took, they accepted you. 985 01:29:40,208 --> 01:29:44,036 They say you were original and full of initiative. 986 01:29:45,917 --> 01:29:49,698 Artemio, aren't you happy I came to see you? 987 01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:54,996 - Are you staying for a bit? - I'm leaving for the Canary Islands. 988 01:29:55,125 --> 01:30:00,624 I took a detour, but I have a flight in 55 minutes. 989 01:30:00,750 --> 01:30:03,831 - Then you won't stay. - No. 990 01:30:03,958 --> 01:30:07,573 But we have to meet when I get back to town . 991 01:30:07,708 --> 01:30:09,747 I have so many things to tell you! 992 01:30:10,250 --> 01:30:13,082 I've thought a lot about you, about your proposal. 993 01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:16,243 After all, I'm a lonely woman... 994 01:30:17,083 --> 01:30:20,865 I might even change my mind about marriage. 995 01:30:22,061 --> 01:30:25,447 I have no more time, I have to run! 996 01:30:27,583 --> 01:30:30,582 It's decided, then! I'll see you. 997 01:30:31,458 --> 01:30:34,658 Talk to you later! Move, come on! 998 01:30:48,500 --> 01:30:50,740 Artemio, who was that? 999 01:30:52,250 --> 01:30:54,573 - A friend. - A friend? 1000 01:30:55,917 --> 01:30:57,872 A friend of Platini's. 1001 01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:01,615 - What about this letter? - Nothing... advertising. 1002 01:31:01,750 --> 01:31:03,823 The usual advertising. 1003 01:31:04,246 --> 01:31:08,184 I don't want to work anymore today. There's a nice place with an orchestra. 1004 01:31:08,269 --> 01:31:09,389 How nice! 1005 01:31:09,473 --> 01:31:12,581 - I have a new car, do you like it? - Very much! 1006 01:31:12,708 --> 01:31:15,743 It's a Farina body Spider! 1007 01:31:22,514 --> 01:31:25,875 God bless you, farmer. 1008 01:31:27,844 --> 01:31:30,091 God bless you 1009 01:31:31,043 --> 01:31:36,047 You're strong because... 1010 01:31:36,267 --> 01:31:38,074 You're richer than a king 1011 01:31:40,442 --> 01:31:43,469 Around you, farmer. 1012 01:31:43,553 --> 01:31:45,854 AND THEY FARMED HAPPILY EVER AFTER 1013 01:31:45,939 --> 01:31:47,913 Around you 1014 01:31:49,206 --> 01:31:54,049 colors, and up above... 1015 01:31:54,260 --> 01:31:57,304 a blue-painted sky 1016 01:31:59,664 --> 01:32:02,952 Big shoes, but you have your freedom 1017 01:32:03,115 --> 01:32:05,914 You're a king 1018 01:32:06,443 --> 01:32:09,894 Golden ears of wheat shining for you 1019 01:32:10,398 --> 01:32:13,124 You're a king 1020 01:32:13,979 --> 01:32:17,088 Sunshine and fantasy, rain and happiness 1021 01:32:17,495 --> 01:32:20,285 You're a king 1022 01:32:20,742 --> 01:32:24,567 You choose fields of lilac over there 1023 01:32:24,651 --> 01:32:27,391 You're a king 1024 01:32:34,226 --> 01:32:37,677 God bless you, farmer. 1025 01:32:39,541 --> 01:32:42,030 God bless you. 1026 01:32:42,990 --> 01:32:47,768 You don't have a kingdom but... 1027 01:32:47,979 --> 01:32:50,763 Who's richer than you? 1028 01:32:53,245 --> 01:32:55,173 You're a king 1029 01:32:56,630 --> 01:32:59,226 You're a king 1030 01:32:59,975 --> 01:33:02,253 You're a king 1031 01:33:03,572 --> 01:33:04,939 You're a king 1032 01:33:07,639 --> 01:33:09,477 You're a king 1033 01:33:11,122 --> 01:33:13,189 You're a king 1034 01:33:13,213 --> 01:33:17,213 Synchronised by jirro 2025